Monday, May 1, 2017

Why Models Have Mental Health Problems

Strutting down the runway,
Wearing a cabled box,
With a pink tiara and,
And knitted furry socks,
You think that this is crazy
The designer needs a cure,
Let me educate you,
We call it Haute Couture.

A sweater with eight tentacles,
Multi layered fringy pants,
A crocheted French powdered wig,
Knit beards that say "let's dance",
You say that this is ugly,
We say be self assured,
Throw it on and tell them all,
"Dahling it's Haute Couture."

Really, it's the latest rage,
To wear a knitted dress
Of course you can see through it,
How else to stop the press?
Stop being gauche and dated,
Put away being demure,
Practical is not the Thing,
The Thing is Haute Couture.

Let me assure you, you can make lovely things from this week's sale. It has pearls in it! Oysters gave their lives! Okay, maybe not, but it sure is perty. 

75 % OFF

Schachenmayr Select Couture
69% Cotton, 31% Polyester
25 g/43 m/47 y DK (3)

Regular Price: $7.00
Sale Price: $1.75

Posted by Anna Maria Junus (happy employee who is going on vacation and not wearing haute couture because that's just dumb.)

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